Look, LG, it’s all well and good the Secret has a touchscreen and that sweet DivX-capable 5 megapixel camera, but making a viral video that can only be described as early-90s softcore voodoo porn and ends with a sheepish phone call from the dude’s mother is probably not the best way to highlight those qualities. Video after the break — warning, it’s just a hair on the NSFW side.